Bill Gates DOOM Transcript ~Microsoft Judgement Day '95 Opening~ (RC1)

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These games are getting REALLY realistic. Next year I might even play in the big DOOM tournament. You might wonder what am I doing here.

Well, I am getting a kind of an inside look at some of these new games. I think you will be amazed, at all the new games we are going to show you here this evening.

We've got a few key points to remember. First, Windows 95 is THE game platform. Whether it's the best performance, the best setup, the best integration, with the toolkits we've put together, we're going to make sure people are going to be VERY focused on Windows 95.

DOS, it's been impossible to install the games, hard for the developers, hard for the users, card support problems, and nowhere near the graphics performance we are getting today with our DirectX APIs.

Our stacking key point is that we think that the PC is the entertainment platform for the future. We're going to have the best performance, the way to reach out and do multiplayer games, lots of new peripherals, and the improvements just keep coming.

Our commitment is to make the tools, to make the platform, better and better.

SHOTGUN_GUY: HEY BILL, YEAH YEAH!

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BiLLY-G: DON'T INTERRUPT ME!

And, a third point is I really wanna thank all the third parties who have made this possible. The reaction of the game communnity has been fantastic. I will be here, showing you 75 new games, all of them that would be coming out by the end of the year.

We really believe that with their help we will be able to clean up this DOS mess, and get everything focused on Windows. And it's our commitment to keep moving ahead, and doing that.

Well, I'd better go and work on cleaning this neighbourhood here, and so I'm off, but don't forget, when you are trying out our haunted house, don't lose your head.

See Ya.
William Henry III "Bill" Gates

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